It is NOT okay to take your dirty clothes home in the pillow cases.
It is NOT okay to take hand towels and use them as fish towels on your boat.
It is NOT okay to use wash cloths to do whatever it is you do with them to get them brown and black.
It is NOT okay to dig in the closet and get extra towels of any kind because you used them for other purposes.
It is NOT okay to toss your beer bottle caps or cigarette butts into the grass.
It is NOT okay to smoke in the downstairs bathroom.
So, please don’t do it, okay?
(My major complaints after 17 months of business–not directed at any one particular customer, mind you. Maybe I will type this up and post it at the camp, as much as I hate signs like this. Nah, I’ll just put it in the black binder that sits on the kitchen counter. )