“C’mon, you can do it! Just climb up the ladder and get up here!”
Uh, no thanks. I think I’ll wait for the steps.
“Hey, could you guys hurry it up a bit? I want to get inside and check out the house now that it has been elevated.”
“Well, if you didn’t change where you wanted the steps THREE TIMES, you might have steps by now.”
Nice! Now you’re getting somewhere!
Sorry about the mess, but I just could not wait for everything to be finished and cleaned up before showing you! And if you notice that the landing and the two sets of steps are not PERFECTLY square, please DO NOT point that out to me because I will start hyperventilating, biting my cuticles, twirling my hair; and then my eye will twitch and the carpenters will run away screaming at the deranged woman chasing them with the plumb line and the level.
It’s just an illusion.
Wait, that wasn’t the slogan, was it LilSis?
Now, I have to get busy on the plumbing. That should be interesting!