This email arrived in my box recently. I was waiting for the best time to share it with you, but there doesn’t seem to be a best time with so much going on this week. I’ve had company all week and work, work, work on the cypress cottage, and taking my company fishing and out to eat at night, and then every day life. So, here it is:
In the event that you do not have prior obligations, please be notified that you will be kidnapped on Saturday, July 12 at 5:00pm by an agency referred to as RBK Birthday Heists.
Your destination will be unknown to you until our time of arrival.
Childcare services will be provided at no charge to you in your home from the time of departure until we arrive back at your residence.
For the safety and satisfaction of all parties involved, no questions concerning this heist will be answered by the person responsible for this notice.
Please respond to confirm your submission.
RBK Birthday Heists